Urdu / Hindi Pathan Jokes

Shadi ka Jooda

Pathan apna dost sa, Yar ya shadi ka Jooda kha bnta hain?

Dost: Asmaan pr…

Pathan: Ara bohat bardi galti ho gai.

Dost: Kyu kiya howa?

Pathan: Shadi ka jooda asmaan pr bnta hain mgr hum na kapda darzi ko da diya hai

School Main Mujra

1 Bacha ghar sa mar kha kr school ja rha tha

rasta main us uncle na us sa pocha; beta school ja rahe ho

Bacha na gusa main kha nahi uniform pahn k mujra krna ja rha hoon

Mujha bhi ckhaoo

Ek pathan chalgoza kha rha tha us ka dost pass khara tha

Dost: Khan sab mujha bhi chalgoza ckhao

Pathan: Ek chalgoza deta howa, ‘ya lo’

Dost: Bus Ek

Pathan Han ek hi kyu k bakiyo ka zika bhi esa hi hai

Touch Screen

EK Pathan bakra Kharidna bakra-mandi gaya

Pathan: Khocha ya bakra kitna ka hai

Admi: 40,000 ka hai

Pathan hiran ho kr

kyo ya touch screen wala bakra hai

Gardi ka number

2 pathan phi bar misr main mummy dakhna gai

phla pathan: lgta hai ya kisi truck k nicha aya hai isi liya itni patyia lgai hain

dusra pathan han yar aesa hi lgta hai dako yaha gadi ka number bhi likha hai

BC-1820

Bluetooth

Pathan: yar mera mobile khrab ho gya hai kisi dentist ka pta btao.

Dost: mobile khrab howa hai, dentist ka kya kam

pathan: yara mera mobile ka bluetooth khrab hogya hai na……

Takalluf

Ek bar pathan kisi k ghar mhman gya..

Dost: yar takalluf mt krna, btao chai peyo ga ya thanda

pathan: takalluf ki koi bat nahi, chai bnna tak thanda la aoo.

Sadqa

ek pathan ki murgi bimar ho gai

…. to pher

to pher pathan na murgi ka theek hona ki khosi main bakra ka sadqa diya

Lift

ek admi bike pr ja rha tha us na dekha ek pathan rasta main khada hai us na pathan k pass bike roki or pocha khan sab apko lift chahiya

Pathan: nahi yar hum ground flor pr rhta hai

maseena

ek bacha school sa dorta hwa ghar aya or dhop main kharda hogya

Ami: beta dhop main kyu khada ho??

Beta: ami pasena sukha rha hoon..

she….

pathan doctor sa:doctor shab main boht kush rathta hwo nend skun sa ati hai zindgi main amin hi amin hai koyi parashani nahi hai magar phar bhi kuch  kmmi ha akhar wo kyia hai

doctor:main  ap  kibimmari  sumagh  geya  ap ki  zindgi  main  vatamin she  ki kmmi hai

Dhoola

Ek mantal hospital k sare pagal dance kr rahe tha, mgar 1 pagal khamos betha tha. doctor smjha k sayad ya pagal thek hogya hai. wo pagal k pass gaya or pocha

Doctor: Sb log dance kr rahe hain tum khamos kyu batha ho

pagal: ssssiss khamoos main to dhoola hoon na….!

Shareef

Girl: Doctor sahab please mera boyfriend ko under bola laeen

Doctor: trust me main shareef admi hoon

Girl: nahi doctor sahb wo bat nahi bahir nurse akali hai or mera boyfriend bilkul shareef nahi hai

Emotional Movie

Husband Tv dakhta howa zor zor sa ro rha tha

Wife: kon si movie dakh rahe ho jo itna rona arha hai

Husband: Apni Shadi ki movie dakh rha hoon..

Zindgi ka hisa

Shadi k kuch din bad bati apni ma sa bat krta howa btati hai k aj mari un sa lradi hogai hai

Maa: beta ya sb shadi suda zindgi ka hisa hai.

Bati: ami wo to thek hai mgr ab main laash ka kiya kroo

Khamosi

Husband Apni wife sa shadi ki phli raat pochta hai shadi sa phla apka koi boyfriend to nahi tha

Wife kuch daeer khamos rhati hai…..

Husband: main is khamosi ka kya matlab nikaloo, koi boyfriend nahi tha na?

Wife: Aba gin to lana da

 

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