students jokes & SMS in Urdu / Hindi

Pagal

Beta apna bap sa abu agr main imtihan main 1st Division sa pass ho jao to ap kya kraeen ga

Father: main to khusi sa pagal ho jao ga

Son: isi dar sa main is bar fail ho gaya

 

Dakho

Father: pros ki ladki ko dakho wo first ai hai, or tum nalayaq..

Son: usi ko to dakhta rha isi liya fail ho gaya

 

Mazak

Father: beta is bar 90% marks lena

Son: Fiqar mt kreen is bar 100 % loon ga

Father: bawakoof, mera sath mazak krta hoo

Son: phla mazak kis na suru kiya tha.

 

Nalayak

Teacher: tum is class ka sub sa nalayak student ho

Student: sir wo is liya kyu k jo mujh sa ziyada nalayak tha wo school chor gai hain

 

Magan

Father: Beta raat ko kitna bja tk prhai krta rahe tha ?

Son: Abu main raat 3 bja tk prhta rha tha

Father: Lakin light to raat 12 bja sa ai hi nahi

 

Bachat

Son: Abu apko kuch yad hai ?

Father: Kya yad rkhna tha ?

Son: apna kha tha agr main imtihan main pass howa to ap mujha 3000 rupa daeen ga…

Father: han kha tha, yani tum is bar pass howa ho ?

Son: is bar apka 3000 rupa buch gai.

 

Sala

Teacher: Bijli (Light) kha sa ati hai?

Student: mera mamo ka ghar sa.

Teacher: wo kesa ?

Student: kyu k jb bhi light jati hai mera abu khta hai,, Oh pher sa salo na light bnd krdi. HaHaHaHa

 

Muskil Time

1 student dusra student sa, wo kon si bat hai jo student salo phla bhi khta tha ab bhi khta hain or aga bhi hmesa khta raheen ga ?

Dusra Dost: Bus kal sa pka prhai suru krni hai

 

ladkiyo k Nam

Swal: collage main sub ladkiyo ka kitna nam hota hain ?

Jwab Sirf 4

Swal: Kesa

Jawb:

Tera wali…

Mera wali…

Tari bhabhi…

mari Bhabhi…

HaHaHaHa….

 

Mun main pani ana

Teacher: Jumla bnao ‘Mun main pani ana’.

Student: Jesa hi main na nal sa mu lga kr nal chalo kiya mera mun main pani agaya.

 

Horse

Teacher: Btao shadi k waqt dhula ko horse pr kyu bithaya jata hai ?

Student: Ya dhula k liya akhri warning hoti hai k wo bhag jaee…

 

Late

Teacher: Late kyu ai ho ?

Student: Abu Ami lrdai kr rahe tha is liya late ho gaya..

Teacher: agar abu ami lardai kr rahe tha to tum kyu late howa ?

Student: kyu k mera ek juta ami k pass or dusra abu k pass tha..

 

Zarori

Teacher: btao hmara liya suraj (sun) zarori hai ya Chand (Moon)

Student: Zahir hai Chand..!

Teacher: Wo kesa ?

Student: kyu k chand hma us waqt roshini deta hai jb hma us ki zarorat hoti hai yani rat ko, jb k suraj hma us waqt rohini deta hai jb hma us ki zarorat nahi hoti hai..

 

Good Or Bad

Father: Beta result a gaya ?

Son: Abu 1 achi news hai or 1 buri news hai koni si phla btao ?

Father: Pahla Achi newa btao .

Son: Achi newa hai k main pass ho gaya hoon..!

Father: or buri news?

Son: wo ya hai k achi news galat thi…

 

Book

Sawal: Wo kon si book hai jo duniya main sub students ki psandida hai ?

Jwab: Facebook          

HaHaHaHaHa

 

Aloo

Ek bacha khat sa alo nikalna main apna nana ki mdad kr rha tha, jb wo boht ziyada thak cuka ka to bola

Akhar apna in aloo ko zameen main dbaya hi kyu tha……

 

Zara Zara….

Ek ladki class main gana ga rahi thi

zara zara touch me…

ek ladka apni jagha sa utha or ladki ko cho kr bola

himat hai to aga bhi ga kr dikhao……

 

Shouq or dar

Parhai do tha sa hoti hao shouq sa  or dar sa

.

.

Parhai ka shouq to hma hai nahi or dar to hma kisi ka bap sa bhi nahi lgta

 

10 Ka Masla

Father: Beta is bar fail kyu howa ho ?

son: Abu Teacher 1 din khta hai 3+7 = 10

dusra din khta hai 2+8 = 10

tisra din khta hai 5+5 = 10

wo kudh prashan tha to wo mujha kis trha pass kr sakta tha

 

All is Fail….

Agar question paper ho out off control

answer sheet ko kr k gool…..

airplane bna k bool….

airplane bna k bool….

bhaiya all is fail, oh bhaiya all is fail

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