Funny Urdu/Hindi Joke for Kids – Raza Time

 

 

Rona ki Waja

Ek bacha rota howa apni ma k pass aya, ma na rona ki waja pochi

Beta: Abu diwar main kill thonk rahe tha hatori un k hath pr lg gai

Maa: to beta is main rona wali kon si bat hai tuma to hsna cahiya tha

Beta: Hsa hi to Tha

 

Or Kiya Kha

Bacha: anti ami na bhaja hai chini cahiya…

Anti Chini deta howa, Ami na kuch or kha hai?

Bacha: G! ami kha rahi thi agar wo kamini na da to dusra ghar sa la ana..

 

Air Force

Murgi ko kawea ka rishta aya, jab murga ko ya pta chala to wo murgi sa milna gaya..

Murga: mari awaz pora city main gonjti hai, murgo ki union ka president bhi hoon

Murgi: main tumhara gazbat ki qadar krti hoon,

Lakin ami abu khta hain ladka sirf air force main hona cahiya..

 

Chakh kr gaya hai

Ek bacha gali main khal rha tha, samna wala makan sa ek kuta nikla or bacha k paoo chat kr waps chala gaya

bacha rota howa ghar aya to maa na pocha kahi samna wala kuta na to nahi kaat liya

Bacha: nahi abhi to sirf chakh kr gaya hai katna kal aee ga

 

Late ku aee

Teacher: Tum late ku aee ? tumhara sara dost to time pr ata hain

Student: Kuta group main ata hain tiger to hmasha akalea hi ata hai

Teacher: Chal putar shar ban ja hun murga

 

Bahana

Ek bacha ko school sa chuti lena ka koi bahan nahi mil rha tha

boht daer sochna k bad wo principle k pass gaya or kha

Student: Sir mera dada ki shadi hai mujha chuti cahiya..

Principle: Lakin tumhare dada is umar main shadi ku kr rahe hain?

Student: Wo to nahi kr rahe main zabar-dasti krwa rha hoon.

 

Abu mat khna….

Father: agar tum is bar bhi fail ho gai to mujha abu mt bulana

kuch time k bad……!

Father: to kesa rha tumhara result ?

Son: Sorry Naveed sahab

 

Bala…

Ek bacha apni ma sa pitna ka bad apna baap k pass aya

Son: Abu ap kala jadoo janta hoo?

Father: Nahi to..!

Son to pher apna itni khatarnak bala kha sa pakdi hai.

 

Dono sorat main bike

Father: beta agar is bar tum fail howa ya pass main tumha bike zaror la kr doo ga

Son: Paka

Father: Paka! agar pass howa to honda ki, or agar fail howa to yamaha ki

Son: Wo ku?

Father: Honda tunhara collage jana k liya or yamaha doodh (Milk) Bachna k liya..

 

Isi Dar sa

Son: Abu agar main 1st agaya to app kiya karaeen ga

Father: Main kushi sa mar jaoo ga..

Son: Paka wada?

Father: Paka wada..

Son: to bus isi Dar sa Main is bar bhi fail ho gaya.

 

Sub sa acha bacha

Son; Ami apko pata hai main apni class ka sub sa acha bacha hoon..

Ami: OO acha ya tumm sa class ki teacher na kha hai ?

Son: Nahi main na khood hi andaza lagaya hai.

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