Funny Sardar Jokes in Urdu/Hindi

 

Amarica main ek police man na sardar ko roka

Sardar ko english nahi ati thi us na leave application suna di

Police man na sardar ko pagal smajh kr chor diya, ya sb dakh kr sardar ki9 biwi boht kuch hoi

Biwi: wa sardar ji apto boht hosyar ho

Sardar: ya to kuch nahi agar ya na chorta to main na thirsty crow bhi sunani thi

 

Sardar apna bta sa : ja puttar ek glass pani la kr a

Son: aba main game khal raha hoon nahi ja sakta…

2nd Son: Aba ya to ha hi batameez ap khod ja kr pe lo

 

Ek sardar drakhat pr ulta latka howa tha

dost: yar ulta ku latka ho?

Sardar: sir dard ki goli khai hai wo pait main na chali jaee is liya;;;

 

Hitler speach kr rha tha:v jossh main a kr bola

Mari dictionary main impossibal ka lafz nahi hai

Sardar khara howa or bola: “OO Mama wakh k lani si na dictionary”

 

Ek sarda ko gali main 100 ka note mila us na jaldi sa note utha liya

note pr likha tha “Eid Mubarak”

Sarda na note jaab main dalta howa kha khair mubarak

 

Ek sarda ka parosi mr gaya…

Sardar un k ghar gaya or pocha Dead Body a gai hai?

Usi time Ambulance Dead Body la kr a gai

Sardar bola wakho kini lami umar hai is ki abhi naam liya or ya a gaya

 

Ek sardar sa us ki biwi na talaq la na k liya cout main case kiya

cout na fasla diya k apna bacho ko aps main bant lo “Lakin un k to 3 bacha tha”

To sardar na fasila kiya ka talaq agla sal la ga

 

ek sardar na apna room main new paint krna ka socha

Us na chath pr red color kr diya

or diwaroo pr likh diya “SAME AS ABOVE”

 

sardar apni wife sa: Light nahi ai lakin pankha to chala do

Wife: Akhar kr di na srdaro wali bat, Aqal to suru sa sardaro main thi hi nahi

Agar pankha chala diya to mom batiya bhuj jai gi

 

sardar ki wife police man sa:

Wife: sir mera husband 1 din phla aloo lana bazar gaya tha abhi tak waps nahi aya

Police wala bhi sardar tha bola: To bibi G kuch or pka lo….

 

Sardar ko apni wife k affair ka bare main pata chala, to us na fasila kiya k wo khod bi mar jaee ga or apni biwi ko bhi mar da ga.

Us na pistol nikala or apni kanpati pr rakh diya, ya dakh kr us ki wife hasna lagi

Sardar: Ziyada hasna ki zarorat nahi agli bari tumhari hai

 

Ek sardar ladki ka hath mangna us k ghar gaya

Ladki wala: hamari bati abhi pr rahi hai…

Sardar kuch daeer soch kr: To pher main 2 ghanta bad ata hoon

 

Sardar: yar aj main raat ko nahi soo ga

Friend: Lakin ku?

Sardar; Yar kal kuwab main main na ek pathan ko mara tha.

Friend: To kiya howa?

Sardar: Aj wo badla lena waps aee ga

or sayad apna bhaiyo ko bhi bulaee..

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