Eid Jokes 2018 – Eid ul Fitr Jokes for Friends & Family

 

Ek Christian na Eid mnai, Ek Hindu na Eid-ul-fitr pr bakra qurban kiya, Ek yahodi na ramazan k roza rakha. kiya apna kabhi esa suna hai….

yaqenen nahi… to pher hum na Muslim ho kr Valentine Day manaya. New Year mnaya. April Fool mnaya. kitna saram ki bat hai hum Muslim ho kr ya sub manate hain.

Ek pathan ko road sa 100 ka note mila jis pr likha tha “Eid Mubarak”

Pathan na 100 ka note pocket main main dala or bola “Eid Mubarak”

Ek pathan namaz pr rha tha…

 

Dosra pathan apna dost ko bta rha tha ya boht namazi or roza rakhna wala naeek banda hai.

phla pathan namaz rok kr dosra pathan ko khta hai: is ko bolo hum na haj bhi kia hai.

Girl: mera Eid gift kha hai?

Boy: wo jo road pr red color ki car dakh rahi ho….

Girl: wwwoww thanks jan

Boy: pori bat to sun liya kro! bilkul is color ki poni la kr aya hoon apni jan k liya.

 

Pakistani peoples: Samajh nahi ata eid ki khusi ziyada hai ya 3 din tk light na jane ki……

 

Pathan k pass eid k din ek mhman aya.

pathan apna dost ko pankha k nicha bethata howa bola: tum is pankha k nicha batho tum ko sawab hoga.

Dost: Wo kesa??

Pathan: ku k pankha hum na masjid sa utar k laya hai..

 

Ek pathan cinema main film dakh rha tha

film main ek tiger dorta howa arha tha

pathan apni chair sa uth kr bhagna lga to dost na kha yar ya sirf film hai..

pathan: ya hum ko pata hai ka ya film hai lakin is tiger ko to nahi pta na..

Husband wife Eid ki shopping ka liya bahir ja rahe tha…

ek faqeer na wife sa kha shzadi andha hoon kuch khana ko da do

Husband:Da do  Tuma shzadi kh rha hai andha hi hoga..

 

1 Hindu or 1 asai sahra main bhatak gai. kafi dor chalna kbad una ek masjid nazar ai to hindu na kha agar hum apna ap ko Muslim zahir krn to hma rhna k liya jagha mil jai gi. asai na muslim naam rakhna sa inkar kr diya

dono masjid main gai, masjid ka molvi na dond ka naam pocha or asai na kha mera naam tom hai or hindu na kha mera naam ahmad hai

molvi na apna mulazam sa kha tom sir k liya khana lao or ahmad bhai ramzan mubarak

Huns-band  wife kamra main khamoos betha tha

Wife ki soch:

ya mujh sa bat ku nai kr rahe?

kiya ya dosri shadi k to nahi sooch rahe hain?

kiya ya kisi or ko cahta hain?

kiya main moti ho gai hoon?

Husband ki sooch:

Isa bulaya to kahi pesa hi na mang la,………..

 

do dost ek room main so rahe tha, ek dost raat ko utha or zoor zoor sa hasna suru kr diya.

phla dost yar itna hans ku rahe ho

phla dost: wo jo tum na kal joke sunaya tha mari smjh main agaya hai

Teacher: jis admi ko sunai nahi deta usa english main kiya khta hain?

Student: jo marzi kaho usna kon sa sunna hai

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