Best collection Eid SMS – Raza Time

 

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100 Wala Card

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100 wala ufone ka card number hai load krlo…

Kiya howa??

Nahi Ho raha??

Ajeeb bat hai jb main na kiya tha tb to ho gaya tha…

Nahi Suna?

Kiya apna suna??

BBC pr?

Saama pr?

CNN pr?

Bol pr?

Acha FM radio pr to suna hi hoga??

Nahi suna?

to ab sun lo ap sub ko mari taraf sa boht boht “Eid Mubarak”

Eid Mubarak

Phool sa khusboo la kr..

chand sa rosni la kr…

sahad sa mithass la kr….

Dil ki ghraiyo sa dua de kr hum apko “Eid Mubarak” khta hain

Koi 1 Dil

Boy: I Love U… Do you love me??

Girl: No…

Boy: acha is Eid pr apna nahi to apna bakra ka dil hi da do…

Girl     :0 

Do….. no….. Sath….

Kiya Khoob Eid ai is saal..

Dost dor hain or date kh rahi hai

2,9,17 – 0,0,10 = 2,9,7

 

 

mera hath….

mera hatoo ki ungaliyo pr rkh kr wo hath apna

Wa Wa Wa…..

mera hatoo ki ungaliyo pr rkh kr wo hath apna

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Mari plate ki sari botiya kha gaya

Ha Ha Ha    “Eid Mubarak”

 

Dar k aga…

dar k aga jeet hai

thek do din bad eid hai

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Nahi bakra Eid hai                           “Eid Mubarak”

 

Khota / bakra

1 admi weapda office k samna kara ho k galiya nikal rha tha.

kisi na pocha esa ku kr rahe ho ??

Admi: aj main bakra mandi Eid k liya bakra khareedna gaya tha, bakra khareed rha tha light chali gai or bakra ki jagha khota utha laya. ab is liya galiya da rha hoon pora sal khota hi kaya hai ab Eid pr to bakra khana do…

Dosti

Chalo is pr dosti kareen……..

Ku k Jitna ziyada dost itna ziyada ghost….

Ha Ha Ha…      “Eid Mubarak”

Kash

Kash is Eid pr main tera bakra hota

kisi na na sahi to na mujha pakda hota

“Eid Mubarak”

 

Dhula nahi

Girl bakra wale sa: koi cute, smart, or good looking bakra dikhana

Bakra wala: yaha bakra milta hai dhula nahi

 

 

Bollywood Dialogues in bakra Eid

Salman Khan Super Hit Film Dialogues:-

Wanted:
Agar Aik Bar Main Gosht Bhaij Doon,
To Dobara Mangnay Mat Aana.

Bodyguard:
Mujh Pr Aik Ehsaan Krna,
K Mujhsay Bar Bar Gosht Mat Mangna.

Dabbang:
Hum Tumhain Itna Gosht Bheijain Gay,
K Tum Confuse Ho Jao Gay K Qurbani Ma Nay Key Hai Ya Tum Nay.
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make-up

1 chudail insani roop make up krwana k liya beauty parlor gai.

wha orta phla sa mask lga kr bathi thi, chudail una dakh kr bihoos ho gai.

sari orta usa hoos main lai or kam pocha

chudail na kha tiyar hona hai

orta boli 1 ganta bad ana, chudail na jawab diya main apna sir yahi rakh jati hoon bad main la jao gi

pher kiya………

sari orta abhi tak bihoos pari hain

 

kanjoos

saab ka ras ko juice khta hai….

jo Eidi na da isa kanjoos khta hain

Ha. Ha. Ha. “Eid Mubarak”

 

Ap sub ko mari taraf sa boht boht Eid Mubarak   nahi Bari Eid Mubarak

 

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